Our friend Matt walked into the Indian Diner to see Harry and me pantomiming something like this:
J: Yes, I think it's him
H: But are you sure?
J: Not absolutely, but I think so
Then, later:
[A man's voice from the booth behind ours]
H and J [in unison]: Yes, that's him
After I put him off several times with a stern, "I'll tell you when we leave," Matt handed me a napkin and demanded that I write it down. The following is our scrawled conversation:
Jen:
Matt:
For those who don't know Matt, he is not a homophobe but a perfectly respectable Clinton-era post-PC individual who -- sadly -- isn't above using divisive incendiary terms to get a laugh.
And for those of you who don't know MC Paul Barman (probably 99.3% of you), read here. I'm not ashamed to say I used to be a biiiiig fan (like getting pulled up on stage big fan). Hey, I went to a liberal arts college; what do you expect? But what have you done for me lately, Paul Nathaniel?
