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June 11, 2004

The Juice is Loose -- and High in Carbs

O.J. Simpson has committed the ultimate crime. I'm not talking about the brutal murders of his wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman ten years ago tomorrow, which are crimes for which the Juice was exonerated by a California jury. I'm talking about diet.

In newly discovered video, Simpson endorses carbohydrates. "All things considered, you can't go wrong eating foods high in complex carbohydrates." View this monster endorsing potatoes, pastas, and breads for "good health." Dr. Atkins is rolling over in his supersized grave. [Requires Windows Media Player]

Posted by harry at June 11, 2004 11:15 AM | TrackBack
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