March 5, 2004
The Twenty-First Century Introvert's Guide to Friendship
1. Keep in touch through your web stats! Nothing shows you care like a random link for your friend to find buried in the “Referrers” section.
2. Invite people to movies or shows as often as possible. That way, scary conversation is minimal, and afterward you have a topic! Shows with multiple sets, extra-long movies, or double features are an especially effective way to say “I both enjoy and fear your company!”
3. Blame substances for your awkwardness. Addiction is far more socially acceptable than an embarrassing deficit of social grace. (“Oh, my hands are shaking? Those pesky DTs! Hahahaha....”)
4. IM is clearly the best forum for serious personal discussions. Avoid misunderstandings with a liberal sprinkling of emoticons!
5. Reach out through song! Make your friend a mix filled with songs that you love and hope she can “read between the lines” to hear how much you really care.
Posted by Jennifer at March 5, 2004 12:40 PM
| TrackBack
In IM, no one can hear you scream.
6567 http://www.briana-banks-dot.com for Briana Banks movies. or if you would rather diecast here.
956 http://online-poker.order.gb.com heres is the place to play online poker for real dough.
1890 http://online-casino-w.netfirms.com check out this online casino for some action.
8474 http://www.texas-hold-em-w.com online card room for texas hold em for your pleasure.
3534 http://cialis.levitra-i.com good site to buy Cialis online.
6630 http://viagra.web-cialis.com visit us to buy Viagra online.
4051 http://texas-holdem.order.gb.com play for real money at texas holdem for gaming action.
the greatest online casino gambling action on the web at online casino bonuses
I like getting emails from people I know, makes me feel better every morning.
2654 http://online-poker.order.gb.com heres is the place to play online poker for real dough.
5517 http://www.casino-games-i.com click fro casino games online.
4184 http://www.texas-holdem-now.com play texas holdem here!
7737 http://www.casino-online-i.com the best online casinos on the web.
2152 http://www.play-poker-i.com
7100 Very well said http://e-debt-consolidation.netfirms.com
6509 http://blackjack-w.netfirms.com blackjack can now be played online!
3552 http://craps-w.netfirms.com check craps online here.
8470 http://www.caribbean-poker-web.com very fun
628 Play poker here poker
7860 Very well said in the first place! http://www.online-poker-net.com
7560 Very well said in the first place! http://www.online-poker-net.com
5640 http://slots-online.fateback.com play online slots here.
enjoy the best online casino gambling action today!
