Daily Gusto: Day Job Interview: Kenny

July 12, 2004

Day Job Interview: Kenny

This is the second installment in the Day Job Interview Series.

If you're interested in being interviewed, please email me at teapot [at] dailygusto [dot] com.

Kenny, Sub Shop Employee

1. Where do you work, and what do you do?

I work at a toasty sub shop, where I make sandwiches for people. It says �Crew� on my paycheck.

2. How long have you worked there?

A long and horrible five weeks.

3. Does your job require regular hours? If so, what are they?

Yes. Every other day, 4:00 to 9:30.

4. Do you like what you do? Do you respect it?

I like it, but hell no, I don�t respect it.

5. What�s the best part of your job?

Between 4 and 6 when the boss isn�t there. Then I joke around with customers and co-workers and don�t work. Me and this Mexican lady who works there were talking about going to get some Tequila during one shift. I would have done it if she was gonna buy.

6. What�s the worst part of your job?

Doing unethical things because my boss says so. He makes us give less meat to people with coupons.

One time, a black guy came in and we were out of sweet tea up front, and he refused to go get more from the fridge in the back. But then when a white guy came in and asked for it, he changed it out right away. It took like one minute.

He also recommends bad sandwiches. Who in the hell wants a meatball on low-carb toasty flatbread?

7. Do you consider your job a career, or is it something you do to make money to subsidize other pursuits (or to bide your time until you can get your career job)? If not, what do you want to be when you grow up?

I wanna be a full-fledged bum when I get older, or be just like Bob Crane in AutoFocus. This job is just to get people off my back.

Actually, I want to be a history teacher.

8. Caffeine: preferred source/amount per day?

Coffee, 8 a.m.

9. Describe the type of people you work with. Are they similar to you (age, interests, etc.) or very different from you?

They are very different. One guy sings really bad, in a trying-to-be-good way. Everyone else but my boss is ok.

10. Do you have people at work with whom you hang out socially, or do you keep work/personal life separate?

I dated one but I got nowhere. Well, I guess we�re friends, though.

11. What do you do to goof off?

Make fun of my boss with co-workers. We make fun of his accent and mannerisms. He smokes cigarettes all the time while he�s on the phone outside, and I do a great impression of that.

Kenny is 17 and lives in Durham, North Carolina where he reads too much Bukowski and works at an "MMMM...Toasty� sub shop during the summer when he's not in school.

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Kenny's adventures at the MMMM...Toasty would make an excellent sequel to "Goodburger" and would be one of the rare instances where the sequel outdoes the original.

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