Trapped in the Cliffs Notes

Although I finally got this song out of my head a few weeks ago, I wish with all my heart I'd written these Cliffs Notes for R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet." (Via The Black Table.) (You know it must be good if I break several months' silence to post!) Other R. Kelly goodies: Legal documents from the R./Jay-Z feud. More here. I Can Fly, the R. Kelly Story...